8. We Wish You A Merry Christmas

Tune: We Wish You A Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Good tidings are due to animals too
We wish them a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Don’t bring us a goose or turkey
Don’t bring us a cow or reindeer
Don’t bring us a pig or lamb…
Please don’t bring that out here
Alternatives to dairy, are now ordinary
And puddings and cake are still on the menu

We won’t go until we get nuts
We won’t go until we get fruit
We won’t go until we get veg
So bring them out here
A plant-based regime is ethical and green
And vegan and vegetarian are now haute cuisine

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas…and a Happy New Year

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