Tune: God rest ye merry gentlemen

Come all ye poli-ti-cians
It’s time to make a stand
If you care for constituents
In your part of the land
With storms and floods and droughts in store
You should be doing more

Oh, give us some comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh, give us some comfort and joy

Come all ye chief executives
It’s time to innovate
Invest in green technology
Before it is too late
Don’t wait until your profits fail
It’s time to blaze a trail

Oh, give us some comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh, give us some comfort and joy

Come all ye good celebrities
The climate’s in a hole
We need your profile to make sure
It takes the leading role
All else is a distraction
We must focus on this goal

For we all need some comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
For we all need some comfort and joy