Tune: Rudolf

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Dreamed of living wild and free
He didn’t like conditions
Living in captivity

He told the other reindeer
They should organize a break
But they wouldn’t help poor Rudolph
And said it was a big mistake

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
“Rudolph, hey it’s time for work”
But all he found was oats and hay

All the reindeer soon followed
Now they’re living naturally
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You’ll go down in history

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